Tuesday, August 21, 2012

What's Lurking

Today I was changing Koley's stinky diaper.  To get graphic there was a big lump of soggy stinky poop in there.  I made a big scene about it to make him laugh. 
"Ew!  Gross!  PU!  This needs to go straight outside! Yuck!"
Kole was laughing and when he stopped he looked at me with a big smile and said pointing down, "Turtles in 'ere?"
I was thrown.
"Turtles?" I asked, "In your diaper?"
"Yeah!  Stinky turtles out my bum!"

It all became clear. 
I think Dad has been using some interesting boyish vernacular.
And Kole hasn't quite caught up.

*shakes head.  raises one eyebrow. sighs.*




4 comments:

Joshua said...

He ate Dribble?! I'm having flashbacks to Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing...

Juli said...

Ahhhh, yes. The boy code. God help ya honey, there's so much more of it coming your way.

Cinderella, the A-Train and Our Little Caboose said...

hahaha Dudes. Seriously!

Lynn Proctor said...

oh yeah :)