Monday, May 10, 2010

What to Say to a Pregnant Lady

TOP 10 THINGS TO SAY TO A PREGNANT LADY
1. Here, put your feet up.
2. Sure, you can have my pillow.
3. Would you like me to get you a cookie?
4. You look smashing today!
5. Before you ask me, Can I rub your feet?
6. If you feel like sitting up, I'll rub your back.
7. I didn't even notice you getting up last night, at all!
8. Pizza Hut pizza does sound good every night for dinner.
9. I already took care of that.
10. You need to rest. Go lay down.

TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A PREGNANT LADY
*all of which have been said to me
1. I can't believe how fast you are growing out of your clothes!
2. 13 pounds in 14 days? Is that healthy?
3. I need to stretch out my legs too! I sat at a desk all day, ya know.
4. I can tell you where the automatic massager is. That'll help.
5. I think it's all in your head.
6. You get up a lot during the night. It's really hard to sleep through that.
7. I don't think you should be eating that.
8. I think your feet are like scaly dragon feet.
9. Will you hurry up?
10. Will you clean up the house while I'm gone?

3 comments:

Nat said...

I was ALL about getting massages during pregnancy-my feet, my back, my legs...if only the men in our lives could understand that need and fill it without having to be asked!

megan said...

LOL Some of those things have been said to me too. "Will you hurry up?" Yeah, you try it with a huge belly sticking so far out in front of you that you can't see your feet!

Brett and Tiffany said...

This was hilarious! Your blog rocks! I emailed you my address! Can't wait! Hope you have fun in Yellowstone! Hope you see some cool animals!