When I was pregnant I decided I never wanted to talk to my baby in "Baby Talk." All the sugary goo goo gaa gaa schlumbo makes my skin crawl and my ears burn. I felt like as a responsible parent and contributor to society I needed to educate my offspring on how humans interact with each other. How they speak and communicate. I don't hear adults going over statistics in a board meeting with over-inflated voices. Reaching screechy-highs and making their voices sound like tickles. Probably because they would all have headaches after 5 minutes. So! It was no baby talk from day one. Now. I constantly offer words of encouragement. I drench Kole in praise. He has a very strong support team. I use very positive speech and phrases because I believe I am already shaping his self-esteem. You may disagree- but the great thing is he is my baby.... so what you think doesn't matter that much.
Lately though, I have slipped into a rotten little habit. It's more annoying than rotten. It's annoying me and I can't stop. When I talk to Kole. I put a -y on to everything. Kole-Y. Jump-Y. Horse-Y. So I end up saying in a normal toned adult voice. Would you like-y to jump-y in your horse-y, Kole-y? Would you like-y to eat-y some baby food-y? Do you want-y some oat-ies? Take a napp-y in your crib-by. Let's change-y your diap-y. Look-y! There's Kole-y!
Oh. Gosh, Patty, Do you HEAR yourself? It's Gross. And that G most certainly should be capitalized. You should capitalize the whole word it's that GROSS. You are disgusting. It's worse than baby talk. Make it stop. Make it stop.
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HAHAHAHA! Chris and I add -y to everything! We have embraced it. Greta, want a bathy? Sippy? Walky? lunchy?
I love that picture! Look at your shiny hair and his cute-Y patoot-Y face! Cant wait to squeeze him!
Thanks for the shout out!
Maybe that's why Kole looks at me like I'm crazy when I talk to him, because I'm definitely guilty of the baby talk.
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